Thursday, October 28, 2010

Have you been to a male strip show?

Probably only for the girls lol.



I went recently and was quite shocked as to what was going on. Let's just say, I am sure there would be a lot of unhappy husbands and boyfriends out there if they knew how intimate their partners had been with the strippers.



And since when were strippers permitted to get erections during a show?!Have you been to a male strip show?
';Permitted'; to get an erection? This is something a man has little-to-no control over.Have you been to a male strip show?
I've videotaped a number of such shows for a variety of patrons, most of them being the business people who operate the shows. I've had some very well-known clients, but confidentiality issues prevent me from naming them.

In reality, most of them are absolutely silly. Guy prance around onstage trying to emulate experienced female strippers, starting with absolutely asinine costumes...cowboy outfits no real cowboy would be caught dead in, policeman's outfits that somehow simply fall apart as they gyrate, costumes that resemble a sultan's, or a pirate... The highlight of the evening is when the guys drop the last pretense at modesty and ';let it all hang out';. The women find the sight funny as hell, not stimulating - but by then, most of the gals have had more than a little to drink, and like men, will do outrageous things to impress their companions...and because they're drunk and trying to impress the other women, they're not often as gentle and careful as the guys would like - I have had to put my cameras away and drive guys to the hospital emergency room because a female patron was careless with her teeth. I leave the nature of the injury to your imagination - suffice it to say she didn't bite him on the a$s....

Um - as to your last question - being a guy myself, I can tell you without fear of contradiction that it's often quite difficult to get a hard on in front of a crowd of critical, drunken women! The guys who can manage that are the ones who go on near the end of the show. And the women usually laugh their behinds off at how silly the guy looks with that wobbly thing poking out in front of them. As a husband, I'd have no problem at all with my wife attending one of those shows - they're usually called ';all male reviews'; - with me or without me. But being that she's a businesswoman who represent her employer whenever she's out in public, whether she likes it or not, she won't go to one. Any jackass with a cell phone camera could destroy her career simply by snapping a pic or making a vid that happens to show her at such a place - the pic or vid gets seen by someone she works with, or the boss, and all of a sudden she's looking for a new job. Ain't gonna happen, kiddo!

Most women recognize that risk, so you're seeing far fewer attend male strip shows, and more than a few such shows have had to shut down due to lack of patrons. Ya wanna see us guys nekked? Buy a porn vid and view it in the privacy of your own home.
Yes I have been to them. I really do not like strange men sweating on me. Most of those men have on cups so it looks like they have an erection but they really do not. I saw some girls do some pretty wild things.

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