HOW CAN A NERD SUCH AS I GET THE GIRL THAT I LOVE SO?

Hi everybody! My name's humphrey M, Prescolf and I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm from the Nerd species, laugh, out, loud! I'm joking ofcourse. Now I'm trying to make Monica my High School sweet heart but I am having a bunch of trouble doing this. Now I've done everything by the book! I've followed her home, stared at her for hours in class even though everybody thought it was weird, and i've even hired a mariachi in the middle of the night but all I got for my troubles was a restraining order. I am not a nerd to give up quite that easily. LAUGH! OUT! LOUD!! Get it! NERD! HA! HA! HA!!! Anyways Yahoo Answeres people, while you can give the answere to the meaning of life such as in episode-http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071217210644AAokjmB of Yahoo answeres.聽Can you Yahoo Aswerians help a nerd such as I get the girl of my dreams? Ha! Where do I come up with this stuff?!聽HOW CAN A NERD SUCH AS I GET THE GIRL THAT I LOVE SO?
honestly ur a creep srry kid but u could get the girl if u dont stalk her and follow her home talk to her onceHOW CAN A NERD SUCH AS I GET THE GIRL THAT I LOVE SO?
LOL at MN who took it serious ;)



hey, if this doesnt work, i'll always be ya girlfriend
My guess is 4chan.
jaja this is hilarious! First girls don't like nerds. Be cool, not weird. Try working out. Girls like guys with abs and muscles. Also don't do stuff by ';the book';, that's lame. Also following her home kinda seems like your staking her and it's just creepy. Instead walk her home, don't follow. Don't stare at her like if you were watching tv or something, in class just look at her until she looks back at u and look away, she'll look away as well and just go back to looking at her. If you dress well NERDY, try changing, look at what people wear these days, like me i wear short shirts like aeropostal, american eagle, idk something. also girls don't like baggy unless you notice she's into guys like that. also change your hairtype, i usually put hair gel on and put it all back. if you have pimples, do something about that. Try finding stuff about her, don't be creepy by the way, talk to her, say your sorry of every stupid thing that you did. Try to be friends with her first, give her flowers, get her number and txt her, make some jokes but not retarded jokes or jokes that you know are not appropiate and that will hurt her feelings, theres a line for everything and never cross it. When shes feeling sad or sumthing try cheering her up. Just be sweat and gentle with her. oh also try working on the way u talk and try not being so smart around her, girls like being in charger and being number 1. Wow this was hard